22 October 2009

Seriously? W.T.F.

So, currently I SHOULD be paying attention in my MIS class. But seeing as how I can barely understand my prof and his voice annoys me and I already DID the thing he's talking about, I have chosen to ignore him and post. It's way better.

Anywhore. My day started out pretty amazing. I got up and actually got to see Doc Sexy before I left for the weekend. I had to pack up my cats and the Foo to come with me from Way Far Away and I didn't have to fight with the boys for an hour to get them in the crate...which is a miracle and a half. Then, when I left the house and went to get gas, all of the gas stations (and there's 5 at the same intersection) said that gas would be $2.79, so I just picked the closest one (which also happens to have the coffee drink I like) and got out to pump. Imagine my excitement when the pump said $2.63 instead! That's 16 cents! So then I went in and since my fave coffee was out of order I got my second fave, went to the register and paid and the cashier says, "Would you like a free Butterfinger?" I almost screamed "YES" at her before I took it and went back to the car. I guess I should mention that I LOVE LOVE LOVE Butterfingers! They're in my top 3 favorite candy bars. And then it went down hill from there.

It was cloudy when I left Way Far Away and then it started doing this shitty "sprinkling" crap that you can't really turn the wipers on for, but it still makes the window all spotty. My cats would NOT shut up. I got to listen to them cry and howl for almost the whole 3 hour trip. Traffic sucked since it was "raining" and it took 3 hours instead of my usual 2 hrs 35 min to get to my g-ma's house. I didn't get to have lunch with Noodle (my usual Tues/Thurs lunch buddy) because she's sick and at home. I got a shitty grade on my Accounting mid-term which I thought I did really well on.... it just hasn't gotten better.

Speaking of midterms! O.M.G. I had way higher expectations of myself. I took my stats test on the 12th and I wasn't too sure how I did. I got it back the 19th and I actually got a B. With the curve. I was pretty pleased with that. I took my finance test on the 15th and thought I did pretty well when it was over. NOT! I got a 68.8. Yeah. How shitty is that!? But seeing as how there was one question that only 3 people got right, my prof gave us 2.2 pts back and I ended up with a 71. I'm still not happy with that. I took my MIS test on the 13th and I still don't know how I did because that prof hasn't posted the grade yet. My accounting test was the 20th and again I thought I did pretty well. We got that back today... 77. Seriously?! The one test that I thought I totally fucked up was my best grade?! Not cool. Really not cool. I know I have a lot on my plate right now but I really studied for the finance and accounting tests and thought I knew the material really well. WOW... guess not. So now I have to bust my ass the rest of the semester so I can at least pull a B in those classes. 8 more weeks.....8 more weeks.....kill me now.

Other than that, things are decent. UJ and I had lunch on Monday (woo!! LOVE YOU UJ!) And after this month is over I think we're going to have lunch every Monday afternoon because her house is not too far out of the way when I drive up. YAY! Not much else is going on LOL. How bad is that?

9 days til Halloween!!
Classy Bitch

15 October 2009

If only my hair would cooperate

So I've just been having the most incredible day. Last night I had THE worst nightmare I've ever had in my life. (Yeah, nightmares...that's a story for a different day...) It woke me up around 12:15 a.m. and I cried for a solid half hour. But, when my alarm woke me up at 6:30, I felt great. Like, that's-not-possible-with-my-nightmares great. No side effects. No headache. No feeling heavy or slow. My eyes weren't even puffy. Then my photographs got the exact reaction I was striving for in class. I returned home to find my new skull and crossbones shoelaces had arrived which means I can FINALLY wear my newest pair of Converse. (Every Converse lover knows there are two rules: 1) the first thing you do is dirty them up and 2) the second thing you do is get new laces!) Then I hopped online and checked my other class grades and I got 8 out of 10 on my midterm quiz! That does put me at a B but if I ever get that stupid library book assignment done then it'll give me my A back. (10 questions for a midterm is great, unless you miss 3 or more...) Not to mention my favorite TV show is on tonight (and yes, it's a new episode!) and next Monday I am having lunch with CB!!! Wow. I'm just, like, all happy today. Even with this crap weather. But don't worry, I will still have plenty of sarcastically entertaining blogs in the future. I'm not Dr. House. There's no chance of my snide remarks vanishing.

UJ

P.S. And I just scored a "no misspellings" according to spellcheck. Bonus.

05 October 2009

Clap? Punch! Punch the fucking woflman in his ugly gob.

We've got a pretty good orange/red rotation going, so I thought I'd keep it up. Too bad I have nothing interesting to talk about, or anything worth bitching about. I mean, I could dig deep and certainly come up with some shit but I tend to only make swearing funny when I'm truly aggravated about something. *laugh* I've got such a busy week ahead of me. And only 26 days until Halloween. How ever will I manage?

UJ (yeah, totally can't think of a Halloween-related name to stick in)

And another thing...

Whew! This was a long long weekend and my feet will never forgive me! Between the rain and the puddles and the boots and the running around (For scary purposes of course) my feet are so sore. But, since it was so nice out yesterday it made up for the suckiness of the rest of the weekend.

Anyway, the purpose of this particular entry was to get something off my chest. Again. I tend to rant and rave about this topic to UJ a lot and I'm sure she's sick of it but it just keeps coming back to annoy me and make me mad.

So, remember when I was talking about the wedding and I was bitching about Adulterer and Oblivious? Well... here's a funny thing. So I'm looking at a photo album on-line from such wedding and dumbass posted a picture of him!! Not only did she post it, but she did so knowing DAMN WELL that his WIFE signs on to his "personal page" and could very easily look at Oblivious' pictures because her page is not private. HELLOOO!!!!! HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE!?!? Oh! and it's labeled "My love" Honey.. he don't love you! You know he's cheated on his wife before with other women and you know that he keeps going back to her! He's not getting divorced, he's not leaving her, he's playing you for a fucking fool!! GEEZ!! Ugh, it's so frustrating and disgusting and I've pretty much come to the point that I can't even say anything else because how many times can you point out to a person that she's doing something wrong? I'm two seconds away from just emailing pictures of them to the wife so she can see what he's doing. I don't want Oblivious to be miserable but she's just digging herself deeper and deeper into a hole and he's just going to disappoint her. And I'm sorry... I cannot and will not be there for her when he does. As much as she's my friend, I cannot feel bad for her in this situation. And I really don't care if that makes me a bad friend. So fucking what.


Anywhore, besides that nonsense, I'm still uber sleepy. I can't seem to catch up. Maybe when October is over. But at least it smells fantastic outside! I <3>

Classy Witch (get it... witch... Halloween is coming... LOL)

02 October 2009

Only happy when it rains

I just wanted to note that this is also my favorite time of the year and Halloween is also my favorite holiday. Hell, it's my favorite day. Ever. Period. And that I miss CB very, very much. Especially since the last time we got to spend Halloween together was 2007. I'm getting very ancy. Only 29 more days...

Oh and a little update, in case any of you (CB... that one other person who left a comment...) were wondering... things have progressed quite a bit with Lt. 180. And I am promoting his nickname to Sgt. 180. 'Nuff said for now. None of you really care anyways. It's ridiculously cold and rainy - and perfect Fall weather - and I have a cut on the inside of my friggin' mouth that has been hurting for 3 fucking days. Oh my God if I could heal normally. *shakes head* I have a full night of cleaning ahead of me and a dinner party tomorrow night... following the dinner/cake/presents party for my nephew who is turning 1! Happy early birthday to him, cutest baby ever. (I don't think babies are cute. But my nephew is friggin' cute.) Ugh, then there's my homework. And decorating (I know! What the hell, it's the 2nd and I haven't been able to decorate yet!). Good grief. It's the great fiasco Charlie Brown.

Boo-nion Jane ;-) (that kinda looks like bunion, doesn't it?)

01 October 2009

Can I hibernate yet?

*yawn*

I intended on posting something really complex and detailed and all that good stuff but that's just going to have to wait for another day. This week is certainly a hell week for me. I drove up from "Way Far Away" on Sunday, went back Tuesday and drove up again this morning and my eyes are super heavy. (I don't get to go back to "Way Far Away" until Tuesday. And that means I don't get to see Doc Sexy or my pups til then.) *tear* I actually took a nap in my car in the school parking lot from 11:00 - 11:40 this morning. In the backseat even. I even contemplated skipping lunch for more sleep but my stomach argued with me on that so I got up.

However, it is officially my favorite time of year. I was driving home Tuesday night with my windows down because a) I was sweating and more importantly b) it smelled like Fall outside! I love Fall. I love October. Halloween is my favorite holiday and since I have a Halloween-type job all of October, I don't get to pick my own costume. That makes me a little sad because most years I would start planning in the middle of summer what I would be for Halloween. *sigh* It's alright though, I have fun doing what I do on the weekends. Scaring people for a paycheck!!

That's my update for now. I shall return once I've had more sleep. Which probably won't be until Wednesday. So, don't forget about me!!

BOO! (hehehehe)
Classy Bitch