- Drivers who do not use turn signals.
- Professors who have super thick (foreign) accents that talk really fast and won't repeat anything.
- Students who tell me not to bitch about parking (as a commuter) when they live on campus and walk to their classes.
- Crooked bumper stickers.
- People who sit in my seat in a class when I clearly sit in the same place every day.
- Students who wear pajamas/sweats to class.
- Being on speakerphone and the other person keeps saying "What? What did you say?"
- Getting my period early and not having tampons.
- Breaking a nail super low so that I can't cut it.
- Getting flat hair on one side from taking a nap.
- Vegetarians who criticize that I eat and enjoy meat.
- Professors who start new topics when there's less than 5 min left in class.
- People who take more than 20 items through the express lane.
- Classes with mandatory attendance.
- Chairs/desks that are attached to the floor.
- Project leaders who don't dictate to the group.
- The toilet roll being empty.
- Being tailgated on the interstate when I'm already speeding.
- People who stand in the middle of the (not very wide) hallway between classes.
- Ugg boots.
- Dog fur on almost everything I own.
- Text messages that have no punctuation.
- Chipping my nail polish after it just dries.
- People who knock my shit over on my desk with their huge backpacks.
- My butt being incredibly sore from sitting in the car for 3 hours.
This list could go on forever because I find new annoyances every day. But this is what I got so far. Potentially to be updated at a later date.
2 comments:
Oh boy, I agree with so many of these it's ridiculous. And I will make sure to use all my English know-how in texts to you from now on. (I think the only time I haven't is when I was drunk.)
LOL... I was more-so mentioning the people who are asking questions and don't use question marks but you're supposed to just "know" that it was a question.
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