Funny Conversations with Doc Sexy

Laying in bed:



me: "I wonder who decided that they should be called Boobies?"


DS: "Maybe they should be call Yay-bies, cuz it's like Yay, Boobies!"


me: "Yeah, but maybe that sounds too much like Rabies or Scabies."


DS: "Then they'd think you were itchy or foaming or something"


me: "Bad idea...."


DS: "Or.. how bout Awebies, cuz they're awesome!"


me: *blink* *blink* "That sounds like you have a speech impediment."


DS: "Like 'Let's go to Awby's'...ooh.. curly fries from Awby's!"

Watching a movie:

me: "That seems like a good strategy to organize things."

DS: "What, have a fat cop do it?"

me: "No, the 'find a hole and just stick it in'."

DS: "heh heh.... yeeeaaaaahhh."

me: "OMG, that's not what I meant!"