Stop waving so frantically, you're creating a breeze!

What up G unit?

Contrary to how I just opened up my post, I am really quite awesome and not a 12 year old trying to use that thing we all call "popular slang." Or posting this at the mall using my cellphone that mommy and daddy paid for. Or holding a bag from Victoria's Secret thinking what I bought will impress this guy I like who will probably end up giving me an STD that hasn't been identified yet, or getting me pregnant. Or... well, you get the picture (hopefully). As the description says, I am the other 20-something awesome girl. I was going to post in green but didn't want our blog to appear in honor of the Christmas holiday, so I picked orange. Which, contradicting myself to a certain extent, I chose because it reminds me of Halloween pumpkins.

Anywhore... (yes, I use that word too... "besties" HELLO!)

I am seriously sarcastic. I also like to swear. If either of those bother you as a reader, then I'd suggest getting back to the bills you should be paying right now or the homework you're putting off because having your face plastered to your computer is way more fun. Not that I don't want you to read our blog... 'cause I do. I myself have at least three things I can think of that I should be doing at this very moment. The internet sucks us in, fun new websites attract our attention, and mindless ramblings about whatever-the-fuck-we-want glues us to the screen. I don't blame you. In fact I thank you, because that means you are here reading our mindless ramblings -- which I can also point out will not always be mindless. Between the two of us... whoa boy the shit we are going to talk about! I unfortunately will probably never apologize for the things I say, and if anything you read ticks you off or inspires you to leave a nasty comment, then I applaud you for either a) having your own opinion or b) being stupid enough to leave your ignorant remarks for everyone else to read. I shouldn't really have to say this either, but, this is a blog. It is for fun people. I only have my own life and my own experiences to shape my thoughts and ideas, and I have plenty of goobers out there to thank for being mostly pessimistic, jaded and untrusting. But, I also have a level of maturity that surpasses those of people 5+ years older than me, which means I can be honest and truthful in a fun, sometimes night time telly type of way.

What the hell was I talking about? I really need to hang it up for the night... I wanted to do my introduction since CB (I get to abbreviate her name, because she's my bestie) did hers. I hope your evening is so amazing it makes rainbows shoot our your ass. Nitey-nite.

P.S. I forgot. You can call me Union Jane.