So please, don't text while you drive...

I should be spoiled, but I'm not. My dad's side is Jewish and my mom was raised Catholic and now they're both... uh, neither one of those. So yeah, I celebrate my Jew power in my own special ways. And with CB's help of course. I haven't posted in over a month because the end of my semester was crazy busy, so here are my top 3 (maybe 4, or 5) things I'd like to talk about:

One. I'm not going to post anything about the person I said I was going to. I think I'm continuing to get over it and honestly, it's not worth building it up again. Maybe one day, but I don't need to acknowledge what a horrible person he is inside and out, when most people who know me already know that, and those that don't, don't need to. So, just trust me (CB can vouch on this), and this Christmas, give some money to some disease curing charity, and maybe one of them will find a cure for him.

Two. What the FUCKING HELL is the point of a doorbell? I mean, do they not look familiar to people nowadays? Do they not know how to use them? What they do? I mean, mine even glows for fuck's sake. 3 times in the last week people have come to my door and first they ring the bell. Then ring again. Then they knock! That's going to get my attention better?? Then the idiots who came by today knocked and knocked and knocked. Like, you break my window you die asshole. And they always try to open the screendoor, to what? Knock on my other door. REALLY? Holy fucking donkey balls Batman. I don't know if you get what I'm saying here but I wanted to open the door and scream FUCK OFF really loud. Or just yell thru the walls that I wasn't going to open the door anyways but am REALLY not going to now because you're STUPID. *nod* I rarely open my front door for anyone, but jesus christ if you've been standing there for 10 minutes and I am home and haven't opened, I don't want to open it for you! And if you've been standing there for 10 minutes and I'm not home, then you're dumb and I hope you slip down my stairs.

Three. On a positive note, my neighbor came over with his snowblower and finished my driveway and sidewalk for me, thank god. I was so not looking forward to shoveling. I got about 1/4 of it done and I got slower and slower. I just did it all 2 days ago. I do like snow, tho, unlike CB. But I think there should be heaters underneath streets, walkways, driveways, etc. So it can Charlie Brown snow all it wants and stay on the grass all pretty, but melt where it needs to. Oh it would totally work.

Ok so maybe there was just 3 things.